🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: THE GREAT CANADIAN TRADE WAR OF 2023 🚨🔥 So, grab your maple syrup and put on your “Free Healthcare” shirt because Trump just dropped a trade bombshell that has Canada shaking in their snow boots! 🇺🇸 vs. 🇨🇦– it’s about to get spicy! 🌶️ In a move that’s like if Drake said “nah” to a collab with Justin Bieber—**Trump’s like “terminate all trade talks with Canada”** because they decided to slap a digital services tax on US tech lords. 🤖💰 Some say that’s a #stonks move for maple syrup companies, but we all know it’s just a classic case of “this is fine” while the digital world burns. 🔥💀 🗣️ “Yo, we can’t have Canada collecting taxes on our sweet tech profits while we’re busy fighting with TikTokers. That’s cringe.” - probably some random White House advisor, 2023 💬🤡 But honestly, are we going to pretend like anyone is shocked? This is like when your friend brings a vegetable platter to the party—nobody asked for this! 🎉💔 Prediction time: By the end of the year, we’ll have a new trade agreement where US tech firms can only operate under the condition they wear Canadian tuxedos! 🌌👖 Get ready for the ultimate meme showdown! Stay tuned and remember, folks: **DON’T @ ME until you’ve prepared your best rant about digital taxes!🔮🦄**