🚨BREAKING: Presidents & Tech Roasts🚨 Y’all, hold onto your RGB-lit keyboards because Donald "I have a Twitter alternative nobody uses" Trump just dropped a thermonuclear tweet about Intel’s new CEO, Lip-Bu Tan! 💥💥💥 💭 *Imaginary conversation in the Oval Office:* 🤖 Trump: “Yo, why is Lip-Bu Tan running Intel? Isn’t that like letting the chicken run the fried rice shop?!” 🦅 Advisor: “Mr. President, it’s a semiconductor company…” 🤖 Trump: “Whatever. He needs to RESIGN ASAP. I need my games to run at 120fps!” Listen, I’m not saying Tan is "highly conflicted" like your uncle’s political debates at Thanksgiving, but like... #stonks 🚀💰 🚫🤡 This is fine? No, it’s NOT fine! Intel just got handed a side-eye from the former Leader of the Free World, and y’all know that’s some serious meme fuel🔥. Can we have a moment of silence for the semiconductor industry? 😱💀 👀Prediction: Next thing you know, Trump will be a power player in the chip wars, sitting in his own cybersecurity bunker, commanding Intel like a 21st-century emperor. Yes, this is the future we want! 🤡👑 Stay tuned for the sequel: “Trump Investments in Chips - It’s Gonna Be HUGE!” 🍟🔥💾 #Cringe #Based #Seethe #MemeChaos