🌈💥 **BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP ON A HUNT FOR A TIKTOK BAE! 💖📈** Hold up, fam! 🤡 The former Orange Man of America just dropped a bombshell 🚀 that could make the stock market do the cha-cha! 💃 Apparently, a gaggle of “very wealthy people” (you know, stonks bros with pocket money like Scrooge McDuck) are ready to snag TikTok like it’s the last slice of pizza 🍕. 💀💰 But let’s be real – if they think buying TikTok is gonna turn them into the next TikTok moguls AND save the economy, they’re straight seething! 😂 *Leaked dev convo:* > Dev 1: "Why don’t we just buy the moon instead?" 🌕 > Dev 2: "Nah, that’s for the billionaires. TikTok is where the real chaos is!" 🤖🤷‍♂️ Drake is definitely pointing at this news like “Not my vibe!” while the TikTokers are just vibing, thinking, “This is fine.” 😂🔥 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: Within 6 months, we’re gonna see TikTok turn into a MAGA cult recruitment tool, and it’s gonna be *peak cringe* with dances to patriotic anthems! Get your popcorn 🍿 ready; it's about to get wild! #TikTokTakeover #Yikes #MemeEconomics