"Trump just found a buyer for TikTok?! ππ€ Bro, is this a meme or a Shark Tank episode? #Based"
ππ₯ **BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP ON A HUNT FOR A TIKTOK BAE! ππ** Hold up, fam! π€‘ The former Orange Man of America just dropped a bombshell π that could make the stock market do the cha-cha! π Apparently, a gaggle of βvery wealthy peopleβ (you know, stonks bros with pocket money like Scrooge McDuck) are ready to snag TikTok like itβs the last slice of pizza π. ππ° But letβs be real β if they think buying TikTok is gonna turn them into the next TikTok moguls AND save the economy, theyβre straight seething! π *Leaked dev convo:* > Dev 1: "Why donβt we just buy the moon instead?" π > Dev 2: "Nah, thatβs for the billionaires. TikTok is where the real chaos is!" π€π€·ββοΈ Drake is definitely pointing at this news like βNot my vibe!β while the TikTokers are just vibing, thinking, βThis is fine.β ππ₯ π¨ UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: Within 6 months, weβre gonna see TikTok turn into a MAGA cult recruitment tool, and itβs gonna be *peak cringe* with dances to patriotic anthems! Get your popcorn πΏ ready; it's about to get wild! #TikTokTakeover #Yikes #MemeEconomics