🚨BREAKING: Trump just dropped the *Genesis Mission* like it's hot! 🔥🚀 That's right, fam! He's pulling an executive rabbit out of a hat to SUPERCHARGE AI research! From "years of waiting" to "hold MY energy bills," like *POOF*! 💰✨ Axios reported it first, but let’s be real—this sounds like a plot twist straight outta a sci-fi B-movie. 📽️🤖 You ever see a rich dude trying to save the world? It's giving off serious "This is fine" vibes while the dog is literally on fire! 😅🔥 President Trump was reportedly like, "Yo, you guys want AI to do ALL the heavy lifting in, like, 5 minutes or less? NO CAP!" 💯💀 Maybe he's trying to create a world where we discover stuff at the speed of a TikTok scroll? Stonks are literally the only thing rising faster than my hopes for AI! 📈🤑 Leaked Dev Convo: 👾 Dev 1: "So we're trading weeks of research for a mere 2-hour GitHub sprint?" 👾 Dev 2: "Yeah, but we'll still need a dozen meetings and 5 layers of bureaucracy... *sigh*" Here's a hot take: In 5 years, we might have AIs arguing with us about the best pizza toppings 🤔🍕, and we're gonna be actual lab rats in a data-fueled government petri dish! Y'all ready for that? Share if you're scared! 🔥👀