🚨 BREAKING: 🌍 President Trump just dropped a $14 BILLION TikTok deal like it’s hot and y’all know what that means! The app that’s literally all “I’m here to make bad dances go viral” 🕺💃 is still clinging to life like my WiFi during a Netflix binge! 🥴 So, let’s unpack this chaos: Uncle Donald just inked an executive order 📜 that lets the app do the two-step around that 2024 law trying to ghost it. Not today, boomer! 😂✨ But hold up! Before you start planning the TikTok prom, this deal is still a *work in progress*—like my plans to learn Python. 😂💀 Meanwhile, Oracle is about to roll in like: “We’ve got your data, fam!” 🍔. Imagine them preparing user data like it’s the latest TikTok trend: “When the algorithm says you need a new set of dance moves” 🤖📉. Meanwhile, TikTok influencers are sweating harder than a server at a Black Friday sale! Leaked dev quotes: "Is this an executive order or just Trump trying to keep his followers entertained?!" 💅 In conclusion: TikTok’s not dead yet, but if Oracle pulls a ‘This Is Fine’ meme and totally flops, we’re all toast! 🔥🔥 So strap in, fr fr! My bold prediction? In 2025, TikTok will be the currency of the metaverse. Stonks gonna keep going up! 🚀📈 #TikTokEconomy