🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Microsoft, OpenAI, and Anthropic just dropped a bag on teachers like they're buying up stocks in the next big stonk! 💰🚀 The trio is pouring MILLIONS (yes, you heard that right) into the American Federation of Teachers to create AI training hubs! 💻✨ You know, because teaching kids the difference between a computer and a toaster was just too easy, I guess? 🤡🔥 "Yo, if I can teach my grandma to use Zoom, we can teach teachers to use AI!" said *totally real* Microsoft dev Brad, as he sipped his overpriced coffee. ☕💀 Meanwhile, the teachers are just sitting there like, "We went from crayons to ChatGPT. This is fine." Forget “No Child Left Behind,” we’re now in the “No Teacher Left Behind” era! 😅🧑‍🏫 Imagine 400,000 teachers leveling up their skills like they're at a tech bootcamp—next stop, teacher NFTs? 🔥💀 And here's the tea: by 2025, we might have AI teaching kids how to program, AND being more relatable than their actual teachers. Drake pointing meme? Check! 🤌👀 In summary: Teachers training with AI? Wait for the “Extreme Makeover: Teacher Edition” reality show. This is about to go nuclear! 💥💀 #AIoverload #StonksInEdTech