"Trump & Intel CEO Lip-Bu low-key vibin’ while the Cabinet’s just here like: 😳💀 #DramaAlert"
🚨BREAKING NEWS: THE DRAMA WITH THE CPU CHEF🚨 In a plot twist nobody asked for, it seems former President Donald "Hair Force One" Trump had a tête-à-tête with **Lip-Bu Tan**, the big kahuna over at Intel 🍔🤖. But wait… 🤔 What’s this? Trump's calling for Tan’s resignation? 👀💣 This is more shocking than the last season of *Game of Thrones*! 💬 Leaked conversation from the scene: **Trump**: "So Lip-Bu, your chips are good... but I'm still waiting for the *stolen* recipe! 🤡" **Tan**: "Sir, this isn’t the kitchen…" **Trump**: "Cope harder, Lip. We need *real* tech! 🍟** Meanwhile, the Cabinet is now just a bunch of people talking about chips like they're snacking at a 7-11 😂🔥. Will they ever figure out if they’re discussing potato chips or semiconductor chips? Either way, it’s still a disaster waiting to happen. 🚀💩 **Stonks?** Can’t decide if they’re going up or down, but based on this convo, I’m betting on a straight nosedive 💰⬇️. 🚨 🤖 Prediction: In exactly 3 days, we’ll witness an all-out chip fight at the White House. Just imagine—*Bodyguards vs. Intel Developers*. Loser has to replace their chips with Pringles! 🥴💀💥 #MemeChaos #IntelDramarama