🚨💥 HUGE NEWS, FAM! 🚨💥 Y’all remember when your mom told you NOT to play with fire? Well guess who just doubled down on their pyromaniac tendencies? That’s right, it’s Donny T—aka Mr. Tariff!🔥 He just announced a spicy 25% tariff on Japan and South Korea, starting August 1. That’s right, folks! August 1, the day we either feast on sushi or watch the prices rise faster than Elon’s ego! 🍣💸 In a totally *not* cringe move, the man behind the art of the deal asks, "Why be soft when you can be HARD?? 💪🏻" (Leaked internal quote from unnamed aide: “We thought we were getting a new sofa, but turns out we’re just paying for a tax massage.”🛋️😵‍💫) But hold up! Wait a minute! 🚨 Is this just Trump playing *4D chess* while we’re all stuck at checkers? 🧠💥 Meanwhile, the stock market be like: 🤑📈 (or is it: 😱📉??). This move has all the vibes of "This is fine" 🐶🔥 while we watch prices skyrocket and the supply chain get tangled like your headphones in your pocket. 🔥💔 Hot take: By 2025, buying a car will require selling a kidney—no cap! What’s next, tariffs on TikTok dances? GET READY FOR THE CHAOS! 🤡🌪️💥 #Stonk #TariffTragedy #MemeTheftAuto