🌪️💥 BREAKING NEWS: Wind Power Gets BLOWN AWAY by Trump Admin! 💨💔 In a move that has all the vibes of “this is fine” 🔥, the Trump admin just slapped a *stop-work order* on the Revolution Wind project! Like, guys, it’s *almost* done! Imagine being about to win the World Series and your team goes, “Nah, let’s just play League of Legends instead.” 🤦‍♂️ So here’s how it went down: Orsted, the Danish squad behind this offshore wind bonanza, got hit with a letter from the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management (sounds super chill, right? 👀) citing *national security concerns*. I mean, who knew wind was a national threat? Next thing you know, they’ll be banning paper airplanes too! 🛩️💵 In a leaked convo, one developer was all like, “This isn’t even in the top 10 of my cringe moments,” while the other replied, “Cope harder, bro.” 😂💀 But let’s keep it 100, fam. If this is what innovation looks like, *do we even want it?* 🤔🤷‍♂️ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, the only wind power we’ll have left is from *breathin’* too hard while scrolling TikTok. Stonks? More like flops! 🚀💰 #WindPowerIsDead #RipInPeace