🔥🚨 *BREAKING* – A 5D chess game is happening in the tech world, folks! 🚨🔥 So, big man Trump just threw a whole *no cap* curveball into the game of tech diplomacy and let me tell you, the exports of AI chips are suddenly as fluid as my last ramen noodle dinner 🍜💩! According to the Financial Times (aka the only FT I read), the orange overlord has decided to temporarily drop export controls on tech goodies for China! 🤡💀 You know what that means? Time for negotiations with Xi Jinping that are as awkward as a first date with an ex! 😬💔 In a leaked convo 📞, a Trump aide was heard saying "Look, if we don’t let them have our tech now, we might end up getting hit by stonks that go down faster than my last online dating attempt!" 📉💸 Meanwhile, NVIDIA is back in the game and ready to sell AI chips to China faster than you can say "epic trade blunder!" 🤖💥 It’s like watching your favorite reality show unfold – will they or won't they? Prediction: In six months, we’re ALL gonna be walking around in magnet shoes powered by rare earths while debating if they should build a wall around AI chips! 🧠🚀💰 This is fine, right? 😅