🌌✨ Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Microsoft’s bringing **ambient** vibes to Windows 99.99 🙌💻💤 — and you thought we’d all just keep staring at our screens while eating ramen! 🍜 In a TEA-spilling chat, Pavan Davuluri (yes, that’s the guy running the circus 🤡) said the next Windows will be so **multi-modal** that even your toaster might start talking back! 🔥 “Windows isn’t just an OS anymore; it’s a *lifestyle*,” he probably said while sipping artisanal coffee out of a mug that screams “I code, therefore I am.” ☕💀 Now, voice command is becoming the new kingpin in the Microsoft empire - I can already hear Grandma yelling at her PC like it's one of her grandkids. “Turn down the brightness!” #GrandmaHacks 🎤🔊 You know what’s cringe? Trying to talk to your computer when it can’t even sort your downloads! 💀🤖 “Siri, set my life goals” - imagine the sheer chaos! 🤯 **BREAKING NEWS:** leakers claim a dev said, "If this ambient Windows doesn’t fix my PERSONAL LIFE, I’m throwing my laptop out the window. No cap." 🚀💰 Hot take: the next Windows might just turn your house into Skynet. Get ready for a 2025 apocalypse, only with more memes! 😱💀🔥 #AmbientCatastrophe