
🚨 Trump & Hannity just dropped their new "Disinfo Wave" merch after Iran bombed 🔥💀 No cap, cringe level: 1000 🤡
⚡️💥 BREAKING: TRUMP vs IRAN 🤡💥 So, picture this: 🚀 Donald Trump and Sean Hannity just dropped more disinformation than a toddler at a candy store. 🍬💣 After the U.S. military decided to add “bombing Iran” to their résumé, Trump’s out here like “Y’all best believe this is a VICTORY!!!” while the rest of the world is like, “Bruh, what?” 🤨💀 It’s like watching the person who pops the biggest ball in the game of Jenga and then screams “I WIN!” as the tower crashes down. 🏗️🔥 #Stonks 🤑 Some independent experts and even die-hard MAGA people are shooketh and raising their hands like, “Did you mean to say major fail?” 🤡 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We tried to code logic into this narrative, but it just turned into an infinite loop of cringe. 🤦♂️” Meanwhile, Hannity is busy updating his “victory narrative” with the enthusiasm of a kid trying to sell frozen lemonade in a snowstorm. 🥤❄️ In the end, the entire situation is like that meme of the dog sitting in a burning room, sipping coffee saying, “This is fine.” 🔥😬 So buckle up, fam! Here’s your hot take: in a world where facts have clearly been sent to the Shadow Realm, we’re one viral TikTok away from Trump declaring himself the new Sultan of Iran. 🤯👑 #Cope #Seethe Now go forth and spread this chaos, warriors! ✊🌍