🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: The Tesla rollercoaster just hit a 7% dip, and guess who’s driving this chaos? Trump!💀👀 Yeah, that guy who thinks he's still the main character in a bad reality show! 😂💰 So, picture this: Trump, out here throwing down a DOGE coin while casually mentioning deportation like it’s some sort of game of Monopoly 🚀🎲. “Hey Elon, remember when we were BFFs? Now I’m just gonna make your stocks do the cha-cha!” 💃🕺 (#DogeDanceParty) Elon’s looking like this: “This is fine.” 🔥☕️ But let’s be real, the only thing more volatile than the crypto market is Trump’s Twitter fingers! Just imagine the group chat: **Trump**: “Don’t make me send my DOGE army after ya, Elon!” **Elon**: “You can’t deport a meme, Donald!” 🤖🤡 **Musk's Engineer**: “Brace for impact... or just buy the dip?” 😬💸 Meanwhile, Wall Street is just sitting there like: “Stonks? More like cringe.” 🔥🔥 Hot take time: If this goes on, we might just see Elon launch the first SpaceX mission to a country where the stocks *don't* dip every time he tweets! Buckle up, fam! 🚀😱 #ChaosInOuterSpace #NotInvestingAdvice