🚨💰BREAKING: Trump just handed Apple the fiscal equivalent of a golden ticket 🍏✨ and boy, does it sound like the start of a meme! You heard it here first, fam: less tariffs = more iPhones = more people staring at their screens instead of living their lives! 🤡📱 Just when you thought tariffs were gonna throw Apples into the dumpster (🍏🗑️), President Trump decided to play nice and drop the executive order to push back those pesky taxes for another 90 days. 🤯 Imagine the GALAXY BRAIN moment he had when he realized Web 3.0 won't save us from inflation, but a smooth-brained decision to protect the fruit company might! 🚀💀 Fake Developer Quote: "Honestly, at this point, we just slap a new camera on it and call it innovation. Stonks go brrrrr!" 🤖💸 Let’s get this straight: more $$$ for Apple means more overpriced gadgets for us to buy! 🤑💥 Got your credit cards ready? Because I know the only thing standing between most of you and a new MacBook is the memes nagging you to save. But hey, “This is fine,” right? 🔥💁‍♂️ Hot take: With this new de facto subsidy, Apple is gonna drop an iPhone so advanced, it will literally be able to send you text motivational quotes while you stare blankly at your life choices. #iPhoneInception 📱💀 Share this chaos before it’s cool! 😂✨