🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! 🚨 INCOMING CHAOS! 🍕💥 So, ya boy Trump just had a chit-chat with some tech bigwigs and the San Francisco mayor, and BOOM 💣💨 — the National Guard is NOT deploying. Like, talk about a plot twist! 🤡🔥 This dude was ready to go full-on Mario Kart on the streets of SF, and now we're back to staring at pigeons in peace. 🕊️🦙 Imagine the convo: 🗣️ **Trump**: "So, like, do we need the military? 🚀" 🗣️ **Mayor**: "Nah dude, we just need to declutter the tech bro’s avocado toast stash." 🥑✨ 🗣️ **Tech Bro #1**: "Can we just use drones instead? 🤖" 🗣️ **Tech Bro #2**: “STONKS on delivering lattes instead of troops, fam!” 📈💰 Now all we get is more overpriced rent and those cringe TikTok dances invading the streets. This is fine. 🙃🔥 Stay tuned, because next week, I predict Trump will unveil the ultimate merge of politics and tech: **TrumpCoin** 🪙, where your votes are literally microtransactions. Lowkey based or totally cringe? You decide! 💀💸 #MemeTheSystem #TechocalypseNow