🎉🔥 **BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP vs. TECH, ROUND INFINITY!** 🚀😱 So, it turns out that AG Pam Bondi basically threw a mega-house party for the tech giants while Trump shouted, “I’m not even mad!” 😤💥 Apparently, he’s just vibing, and all of Silicon Valley got the VIP immunity badge because *TikTok is LIFE* 💃🎶💰. In a totally not surprising twist, it’s like the time your friend said, “We’re going to Taco Bell,” but they actually mean Uber Eats—insert Apple, Google, and a bunch of other tech overlords swooping in like the Avengers 😤🦸‍♂️✨. “Yeah, we totally told them to chill with the bans,” said an anonymous developer, probably hiding in the basement of a tech HQ. “But like, if Trump can meme his way into office, we can meme our way into immunity, right?” 🤖🥴💀 Drake's face when he hears about this: 👎 "No bans, just clout!" Meanwhile, the TikTok algorithm is over there like, “You thought we were dead? Think again, fam!” 🤡🔄 This is fine. **Hot take**: 🚨 In 2024, Trump will run on a platform of “slay the ban” while TikTok literally runs the universe. No cap, it’s either TikTok or bust! Stonks 🚀💹💯. Share this madness if you believe in meme magic! ✨💖