🚨💥📈BREAKING: Canada Says "No Thanks!" to Digital Services Tax 📉💀 In a plot twist that only 2023 could deliver, Canada just ghosted its digital services tax scheme like it was a Tinder date from hell! 🤡💔 In a shocking move, the Great White North just hit the Brakes! 🚗💨 Oh, Canada, what you doin’? 😂 After trade talks with Uncle Sam turned into a literal dumpster fire (🔥👀), Trudeau said, "Nah, we’re good" and decided to *un-invite* the tech giants to the tax party! 🎉🚀 If you were hoping for a cheeky 3% tax on Apple, Google, and Meta's Canadian earnings – think again! 🍏🦸‍♂️ It's like a Dan Bilzerian party where only the rich get to drink while the rest of us sip on the tears of broken tax dreams. 💰💧 “It’s fine,” said a leaked email from a sad Canadian developer: “I guess we’ll just keep our stonks cutting back. 😢📉” Meanwhile, the tech bros are out here popping champagne 🍾 and memeing the whole situation like, “This is fine.” And let’s be real, if the US sneezes, the world gets the flu. 🤧🌍 🔥💥Prediction: Given the trend, expect Canada to swap out actual taxes for ‘Meme Currencies’ next. 🍁🪙 Elon will probably tweet about it and suddenly we’ll be in a whole new *digital dystopia*! 🤖🚀💸 #MemeEconomy #WTFCanada