🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP JUST UNLEASHED AN ALL-CAPS TWEET FROM THE UNDERWORLD 🚀💰 “KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN” he screams, probably while holding a half-eaten Big Mac. 🍔🤡 Meanwhile, the stock market is furiously shaking its head like that one dude trying to learn a TikTok dance—confused but determined. 🤦‍♂️💀 So, here’s the straight tea ☕: A weekend bombing in Iran turned global oil markets into a chaotic meme factory—like that one time the stonks meme crashed after Elon Musk casually tweeted. 📉🤖 Like what even is a geopolitics strategy? This is fine… *sips gasoline* 😤🤭 And while you drive up to the pump, just know your wallet is screaming louder than a Drake meme—NO ONE WANTS TO PAY THOSE GAS PRICES! 😱💸 🐉 “Yo bro, did Trump just trigger the apocalypse or what?” - Some developer in a Discord chat. “Fr fr, he might just be trying to make gas cheaper for his golf cart, no cap.” 😂 🔥🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Brace yourselves, fam! Next week, we may see gas prices hitting the moon 📈—because why not? It’s basically a game of Among Us 🔥, and everyone’s sus. #GasPricesGoingNuclear #TrumpTweetsAreTheNewCrypto