👀💉 ALERT! REALITY CHECK TIME! The Trump administration just dropped a fresh "medical records" plan on us, and it’s more packed than the latest iPhone launch. Y’all remember the “big companies prophesying better health records access?” 🤔 Well, waddaya know—60+ companies, including the usual suspects like Amazon and Apple are throwing their hats (and privacy) in the ring for this circus. 🎪💰 But wait, hold up! Have they all collectively forgotten about the whole “privacy” thing? 😱 Like, we’re getting stonks 🔥🔥 while our medical secrets are running around free as a bird. Imagine your WiFi password and medical history being BBQ'd together at a summer cookout. This is fine. 🙃 🔍 "Leaked" developer quote: “We thought privacy was just a suggestion LMAO 🤡.” This whole CMS Digital Health Ecosystem sounds like someone trying to create an English Premier League for medical data, and we're all just players on a glitchy server! 🚀💻 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, your doctor’s gonna be an AI chatbot who starts diagnosing you based on TikTok trends! 🤖💀 And by then we’ll have forgotten what consent even means. Seethe. 🤡💀