🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP JUST DECREED TARIF-FEST FOR SEMICONDUCTORS! 🍟✨ Yeah, that’s right, folks! The former POTUS is throwing down some spicy tariffs on chips like it’s a Super Bowl snack table! 🏈🔥 No cap, it's like he unloaded a whole bag of Doritos on the semiconductor aisle of the stock market. 📈💰 Imagine Trump in a board meeting: “Hey, we gotta restrict those AI chips too... make 'em as rare as a decent Android user! 👀✌️” Developers in the back: “But why tho?” and then he hits them with the Drake “💁‍♂️ No.” But wait, there's more! According to *totally legitimate insider sources*, one of his advisors said, “Man, I just wanted to fix the WiFi.” Meanwhile, the tech world is just vibin' with their latest meme: "This is fine" as they watch their stocks plummet. 🔥💀 So here’s the wild prediction: in 2024, Trump will launch an entire line of *Trump-brand* silicon chips! "Make your processors great again!" 🤖💥 Don't sleep on it. This is pure meme magic waiting to happen! 🌌💎 #Stonks #TariffNado #MemeWar2024