🚨💡 BREAKING: The Trump train just hit the brakes on health tech, and everyone’s like: “This is fine.” 😱💥 So, Deputy HHS Secretary Jim O'Neill—aka the Captain of the No-Chill Crew—just dropped the hottest take of the century: the Trump admin is NOT vibing with CHAI. 😬🤡 You know, that rad squad of OpenAI, Mayo Clinic, and all the other brainiacs trying to bring some sanity back to the chaotic world of AI healthcare? 💔🚑 But wait, fam! Imagine doc-bots diagnosing you while they're still figuring out how to order their own pizza 🍕—NO REGULATIONS IN SIGHT! Is it just me, or are we one step away from AI prescribing you kale instead of meds? 🤖🥬 *leaks dev convo*: Dev 1: “What’s the plan?” Dev 2: “Make sure it sounds like a sci-fi horror movie.” Dev 1: “Bet.” Meanwhile, hospitals be adopting new tech faster than I can say “Stonks” 📈🤑! But are they ready for the wild ride of AI tools? Plot twist: they might just end up diagnosing you with a bad WiFi connection. 📶💀 📢 🔮 HOT TAKE: 2024 will see AI health diagnosis go viral—literally. Expect memes of AI calling your symptoms “not based” while you’re just trying to get through Monday! 🤯🔥 #AImls #HealthFail