Trump demands Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan to hit the road πͺπ¨. Bro just canβt handle the silicon drama! π³ππ₯ #CrispyPolitics
π₯π° BREAKING: TRUMP is demanding the INTEL CEO to pack his bags and vanish faster than Bitcoin in a bear market! ππ¨ That's right, folks! π€‘πΌ The ex-president points the finger at Lip-Bu Tan like he's picking out the wrong PowerPoint slide at a company meeting: βRESIGN IMMEDIATELY.β πͺπΆββοΈ Meanwhile, Senator Cotton is doing some unintentional meme workβsliding into Intel's DMs like βHey, what's up with your CEOβs Chinese ties?β ππ€ My dudeβs acting like he just found out that the WiFi password was "password123." π±π And letβs be realβTanβs past at Cadence Design Systems is giving MEGA cringe vibes! Can we get a "this is fine" meme going for all the awkwardly questionable connections? π₯π© No cap, this whole situation feels like the world's most chaotic episode of Black Mirror. π **LEAKED DEV QUOTE:** βHonestly, Iβd resign too, but where else can I find a job that pays a six-figure salary to design chips and dodge questions? #stressedβ β A disgruntled developer somewhere. ππΈ In conclusion, this tech drama is just getting warmed up, and my hot take? π€― GET READY for a new reality show: "Survivor: Silicon Valley Edition" where CEOs battle it out over who has the most integrity! πͺπβ¨ #DramaAlert
