🔥💰 BREAKING: TRUMP is demanding the INTEL CEO to pack his bags and vanish faster than Bitcoin in a bear market! 💀💨 That's right, folks! 🤡💼 The ex-president points the finger at Lip-Bu Tan like he's picking out the wrong PowerPoint slide at a company meeting: “RESIGN IMMEDIATELY.” 🚪🚶‍♂️ Meanwhile, Senator Cotton is doing some unintentional meme work—sliding into Intel's DMs like “Hey, what's up with your CEO’s Chinese ties?” 😂🤔 My dude’s acting like he just found out that the WiFi password was "password123." 😱🔐 And let’s be real—Tan’s past at Cadence Design Systems is giving MEGA cringe vibes! Can we get a "this is fine" meme going for all the awkwardly questionable connections? 🔥💩 No cap, this whole situation feels like the world's most chaotic episode of Black Mirror. 💭 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE:** “Honestly, I’d resign too, but where else can I find a job that pays a six-figure salary to design chips and dodge questions? #stressed” – A disgruntled developer somewhere. 🍕💸 In conclusion, this tech drama is just getting warmed up, and my hot take? 🤯 GET READY for a new reality show: "Survivor: Silicon Valley Edition" where CEOs battle it out over who has the most integrity! 💪🚀✨ #DramaAlert