🚨🍟BREAKING: TikTok & Trump are doing the U.S. Business Cha-Ching Dance! 💃🕺 So, apparently, the only thing more complicated than a TikTok dance challenge is the deal between ByteDance and the U.S. government. They’re cooking up a plan to save TikTok from being crushed harder than your grandma’s dreams of being a professional line dancer. 🥴💀 In a plot twist hotter than the TikTok algorithm recommendation on your “For You Page,” the truce comes after TikTok was one step away from being banned like a bad haircut! 🪇🥵 Trump is basically that friend who shows up late to the party and is like, “surprise! I’m gonna help you SAVE your beloved app!” (thanks, bro, super helpful👏). Leaked intel from a “ByteDance Source” (probably just Jerry in marketing): “Look, we just can’t have TikTok die. Where else would people learn how to cook noodles with their feet?! 🦶🍜” This is fine, just fine, as long as we keep seeing *that* one avocado toast recipe on repeat. 🥑🚀 🔥But here’s the REAL kicker: If TikTok actually gets saved, we might witness the world's first national security TikTok dance-off between Trump and Xi! BRB, I need to go get popcorn 🍿😂. Mark my words, TikTok's not going anywhere, and if it does? *History will remember the great avocado dance-off of 2024.*