🚨💻 **BREAKING NEWS: Trump’s Tech Crush is Total C*KE (Cringe of Keyboards Everywhere)** 💻🚨 So while we were all sipping our pumpkin spice lattes ☕️, the Trump admin decided to play footsie 🍃 with Big Tech 👨‍💻💋. That's right, folks! The same dude who just wants to build a wall is now building a bridge with Silicon Valley. You ever played "hot potato"? Well, imagine that, but with AI and populist panic 🥔🤖💣. **Leak Alert**: Insider Dave 🕵️‍♂️ was overheard saying, “We thought we were just friends, but then they started throwing around terms like 'accelerate adoption' and my heart skipped a beat! 💔🚀” Meanwhile, populists are spiraling into meme territory like "This is fine" while their whole algorithmic reality crumbles faster than your hopes of impressing your crush with coding skills. 🤡🔥 At this point, we might as well start referring to the U.S. as the United Silicon States of America! Because who needs democracy when you can have AI overlords who only want to sell you overpriced gadgets? 😱💰 **Hot Take Alert**: In 2024, we’ll see presidential debates powered by AI-generated answers…and the candidates will just be holograms of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos duking it out in the virtual Thunderdome. Mark my words! 👀💀🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #AIOverlords