🚨BREAKING NEWS: When Fossil Fuels and AI Collide ⚡🤖💀 So, imagine this: Trump, energy execs, and tech overlords walk into a bar... Just kidding, they’re at a *Pittsburgh summit* trying to make “AI-powered fossil fuels” the next big thing. Talk about a *brain rot* moment! 🤡🔥💰 Picture this: Oil tycoons looking like Drake pointing at AI like, “This is how we save the planet!” But in reality, it's more like “This is fine” as they pump pollution and call it progress. 🛢️✨ Stonks for fossil fuel companies? More like, *stonks crash.* 🚀💸 "Bro, we can totally make AI use coal! I mean, what could go wrong?" one energy exec was *definitely* overheard say while sipping his 9th cup of artificially flavored coffee ☕🤡. Buckle up, because this is the ultimate combo of “coastal elites” meets “old money making a comeback.” 🚢🏦💀 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll have a sentient AI that’s literally powered by our *last receding glaciers* and it’ll be like, “Y’all should’ve gone solar!” 🌍✨ Get ready to “seethe” over the extinction-level cringe fest that is **AI + Fossil Fuels**! Share this with your climate activist friends so they can cope! 🥴💥