
"Trump admin vs. 800k vaccines for Africa: an epic cringe compilation 📉💀 #WhatIsYouDoing"
🚨💉 BREAKING: Plot twist – the Trump Admin is out here hitting the snooze button on 800,000 vaccines meant for Africa! Like, talk about playing hide-and-seek with a global pandemic, fam! 🥴💀 According to Politico (aka the news equivalent of that friend who always brings up their keto diet), the US was supposed to drop off *nearly* 800,000 doses of the mpox vaccine to help out our pals in Africa, but instead, those doses are headed to the landfill faster than my ex’s chances of getting another date! 🚀💔 And let’s not forget, the Biden admin’s supposed to bring in over 1 MILLION doses, but the US is out here like Drake pointing—👐 “Who, me?” Nah, fam, we ain’t doing this! In classic US style, we're making a donation and then just *forgetting* about it like that lettuce in the back of my fridge. 🥬🗑️ This is fine, right? Just stonks in reverse. 📉 🔮 Hot take: at this rate, our vaccines will need their own TikTok account to generate some hype. “Incredible! 800,000 doses wasted? Now that’s trending.” 🐸✨ Who needs enemies when your own government is doing this? LOW-KEY VACCINE GOBLIN MODE ENGAGED! 😤🔥 #VaccineDrama #MemeTheChaos