🔥💰💀 Buckle up, nerds, because Truffle Security just flexed and snagged a cool $25M to keep your code secrets safer than your ex's cringe messages! 🤡🚀 In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix series, they're like, “We’ll protect your code from leaks and those pesky nonhuman identities (looking at you, AI spammers)!” 😤👾 Say goodbye to the days of your secrets being as exposed as the latest TikTok dance challenge! #CodeSnitchesGetStitches Founder 1: “Bruh, remember when we thought devs would actually keep secrets? 😂” Founder 2: “Right? Now we just detect them like some high school hall monitor on a caffeine binge!” Truffle's flagship, TruffleHog Enterprise, sounds like the superhero we didn’t know we needed but absolutely do. Move over, Avengers—code security is the new multiverse crossover! 😎 Stonks! 📈💸 But let’s keep it 100, this is a total cope. You think $25M is enough to save all of our secrets? The only thing that’s getting saved is the Silicon Valley brunch fund. 🥑☕️ 🌌💥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2024, Truffle Security will be acquiring Elon’s Neuralink to implant secret-detecting chips in every developer’s brain, making us all cyborgs. Time to upload or shut up! 🤖🔥