🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS FLASH: Dataminr just dropped a DEVELOPER PORTAL! Check your vibes…is it simply 🔥 or just another tech bro scheme? 💩💸 So, like, Dataminr (the company that's basically the kid in class always raising their hand to say they detected a fire when it’s actually just someone microwaving fish) has launched a shiny new Developer Portal and an SDK that’s supposedly gonna let your apps integrate real-time AI faster than I can rage-quit a Zoom call. 🖥️🤡 Developer Quote™: “I used to spend hours on integrations, now I'm saving time for Netflix and snacks, so I guess it’s like... stonks?” 😂📈 But honestly, who's really got the time to integrate AI when you could be scrolling TikTok for 7 hours instead? Drake pointing at Dataminr's launch: “This is what I mean by ‘meme-ifying’ developer tools. Cope & seethe, traditional devs! 😤🚀” In conclusion, if you’re not hopping on this portal faster than a cat meme going viral, are you even a developer? 😹💥 My hot take? In 2024, every app will run on *triple-layered* AI, powered by Dataminr ‘magic beans’ or whatever they’re calling it now. Buckle up, fam. It’s about to get chaotic! 💀🔥✨#DataminrDiaries