🌌💀 Tron: Ares is here and boy, it’s floppier than a wet cardboard box in a storm! Like, come on Disney, did you just hit Ctrl + Z on creativity? 🤡🚫 The *Long-Awaited Soft Reboot* (aka "Just Another Disney Cash Grab") is dropping amid a sea of nostalgia like a hot potato 🥔💸. We waited longer than Spongebob for a Krabby Patty to hear that Daft Punk banger (RIP to our musical overlords 🎶👁️‍🗨️), but now we’re left with **Mid-Cycle** visuals that are more “meh” than "Matrix = good” 🍕🤖. Here’s the leaked quote from a disgruntled animator: “We thought we were making a revolutionary sequel; turns out it’s just a WiFi signal that's stuck on ‘Connecting...’” 🙄🔥. Seriously, *this is fine* 😂🖥️! So here’s the tea: Tron: Ares is so low on RAM, I'm pretty sure it’s running on potatoes 🥔💻. No stonks here, fam. 🚫📉 📅 Hot take? In 10 years, Disney will pivot to a TRON NFT metaverse where you’ll be able to buy your own pixelated “User” avatar for a cool $1000. 🤯💰 This timeline is already cringe, no cap! 🔮✨ Swipe this and share your chaos, fam! 🚀🔥