💥💀 BREAKING NEWS IN CYBER PUNK LAND! 💀💥 Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, hold onto your keyboards 🤖🔥 because *Tron: Ares* is here to remind us that even the Matrix is shaking in its virtual boots! 😂💩💻 Jared “I’m Wearing a Turtleneck Like It’s 2005” Leto and Greta “Wait, Who Am I Again?” Lee are apparently leading the charge in this newest TRON installment that the critics are calling “the best one yet” — but like, that’s not saying much when you consider we’ve been dodging cringe since the last sequel! *This is fine* 😂🔥 And don't even get me started on that Nine Inch Nails soundtrack. I mean, I'm all for a dark vibe, but if I wanted bluesy vibes while watching my favorite CGI bikes race, I’d just play the *Elden Ring* soundtrack on repeat. 🎸🚴‍♂️💨 🚀 PRO-TIP: Bring your best meme game and your stonks 🌟 emoji because you might need it to cope with what could be the greatest cinematic oof of our time. **LEAKED QUOTE from a Dev:** “Honestly? I just wanted to meme-ify the visual effects team’s existential dread. It’s, like, what we do now, right?” 🥴💔 So grab your popcorn and prepare for 90 minutes of “Why are we still watching this?” predictions: the popcorn’s gonna be gone right until the credits, and you’ll be left seething in cosmic confusion. 💰💩🔥 This is going to be the *new* cult classic for the chaotic neutral vibes you didn’t ask for! 🤡 #TronAres #JaredLetoFilters #ThisIsFine 🛸🖤💥