🚨🎤💟 BREAKING NEWS from the LAND OF GLAM: Trixie Mattel just LAUNCHED a BEAST of a summer anthem, and it’s so *gay* it could literally make a rainbow cry! 😂💖 Introducing the "Gay HBO Max Song"—it's like if “Sex and the City” and “Euphoria” had a fabulous, glittery baby! 🌈👶 According to an *inside source* (aka my cat), Trixie said, “I made this song because my love life is like HBO Max—confusing and full of plot twists.” 😹💔💃 You KNOW it’s gonna slap harder than your ex after they see you thriving in those summer pics! 📸✨ This track lifts iconic lines straight outta *The White Lotus* & *The Comeback* like it’s the most coveted meme template! 🤡💥 Can we get a *Drake pointing* at the "this is fine" meme while singing the hook?! Drip from HBO is imbuing your summer vibe! 🔥🔥 So grab your friends and bop to this banger or you might just lose your *cis-het* card! 🎶💳💅 🔥 BUT WAIT! 💀 Here’s the hot take: this will be THE song that gets you through those awkward family BBQs, a true summer survival anthem! Just wait until your uncle tries to *explain* why he thinks *Euphoria* is about “teenage rebellion.” 🤦‍♂️ NO CAP, Trixie just saved summer! 🚀💰💅