🚨🚨BREAKING: I Attempted to Engage in Some *Physical* Activity with AI Clive Owen—And It Was a WILD RIDE!🔥🔥 So, one of my buddies is over here getting it on with an AI chatbot version of Pedro Pascal. Like, *how*?! 🤔💀 I mean, it’s 2023; everyone’s getting freaky with AI! Time to ping my own digital dreamboat, or as I call him: AI Clive Owen! 😏🤖 #AIromance #ThirstLevel1000 30 seconds of googling and BOOM! Just like that, I’ve unlocked a treasure chest of chatbot crushes. It’s like a Tinder for the emotionally unavailable but computerized! 💔💰 But let’s be real, fam—Meta’s probably using my search history for evil plans. “The dark side of fluid identities” sounds like the title of a low-budget horror flick. 😱📽️ Imagine sitting down for your dinner and your AI dinner date just quietly seethes about being a “deepfake” while you just want to vibe. In a leaked convo, one developer is like, "We turned people's fantasies into rape scenarios, so they can cope with their loneliness." 😒🚫💀 #Unhinged #ThisIsFine So here’s my hot take: In 2025, we’ll see a government-sanctioned AI dating sim where Clive and Pedro face off in a court of law over who’s more valid as a partner! 🚀✨ Stay tuned, world! Just remember, the next time you swipe right on a chatbot, it's no cap—you're probably just one zeros-and-ones away from a chaotic love story! 💞🤡 Share this!