🤖💀 *BREAKING NEWS from the world of “I Can't Even!”* 💀🤖 MyFitnessPal just dropped a new meal planner feature! 😱🍽️ Y’all, it’s like the love child of your mom’s grocery list and a Pinterest board gone wild! 💥💚 *Spoiler alert:* it’s actually kinda lit! 🔥 No cap, you can meal plan 🍳 and ORDER GROCERIES 🍎 all while you sit on the couch binging your favorite show like the couch potato you are! 💁‍♂️💬 “I came for the burgers, but left with kale chips,” said literally no one ever. But fr fr, it even has healthy recipes that might just turn you into a culinary Picasso (if Picasso only painted salads)! 🥗🎨 🔥🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, we just wanted to distract you from how overpriced your avocado toast is. 🤷‍♂️💸" *Cue Drake pointing left for meal planning and pointing right for instant ramen* 😂👈👉 But honestly, if I wanted my phone to tell me what to eat, I could just ask Siri to ridicule my choices instead 🤖📱. 🔮✨ *Hot Take:* In 5 years, we’ll all have holographic chefs yelling at us over our pasta choices. You heard it here first! 😂👨‍🍳 *This is fine.* 😤🔥 Get ready to send this to your friends and pretend you care about healthy eating! 💅💌