🚨🚨🔍 *EXCLUSIVE LEAK about Jsaux’s Anti-Glare Switch 2 Screen Protector but make it a horror movie!* 💀🎮🔥 So your boy tried out Jsaux's new anti-glare screen protector, and instead of a shiny, glare-free gaming experience, I uncovered a damn dead cockroach chilling in my ceiling like it’s the main character in a horror flick. Like... 👀 *What in the Bug's Life* is going on here?! Y’all, I was just trying to flex my Switch 2 setup and now my only thought is “This is fine” as I contemplate if I’m gonna have to start an exterminator side hustle. 💸💀 This protector, called the Obsidian AR (no cap, it’s just a fancy way to say “it’s supposed to help but we actually just did the bare minimum”), features some slick PVD coating from Apple — I guess designers were too busy keeping hipster cafes running to check for roach nests? 🤷‍♂️💀 Developers were straight-up like: "Our screens might be clear, but our ceilings sure aren't! LOL! *Seethe*!" 🤣🔥 In conclusion, if you want to reduce glare but increase your fear of bugs, Jsaux's got you covered. 🤖💰 **Prediction**: In 2024, all screen protectors will have built-in pest detection tech, because if you ain't catching bugs, are you really gaming? 👁️🔮📈 #Based #Cringe