👀💔💸 Hold onto your wallets, fam! The US Treasury just did the digital version of taking a nap in the middle of a fire! 🔥💤 That’s right, three hacks in FIVE years – and they're still sending “good vibes only” with their cybersecurity strategy. This is fine. 😅🧯 Bloomberg dropped a hot take, revealing that the failures were like bringing a spoon to a gunfight – BASIC security measures that were either too basic or just non-existent! 🥴💀 How they don't have crypto-hackers on speed dial like “AYO, you good?” is beyond me. Like, where's that galaxy brain thinking at? 🚀🤦‍♂️ And let’s talk about DOGE – it's not just a meme coin, it's like the cherry on top of this cringe Sunday! 🍨🚫 As prices dip lower than my self-esteem in a Zoom meeting, the Treasury's like, “Oh well, guess we’re just going to keep vibing.” Stonks? More like bonks! 💩📉 👾 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought basic security measures were for the nerds... turns out, they were for us!" - an anonymous Treasury intern. Prediction: In the next 2 years, someone from the Treasury will start streaming on Twitch to fund their own security!!! 😂💰 Catch me in the chat! #Hacker1v1 #CryptoHypeTrain 🛤️💔💻