🚨🍽️🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: THE DISHWASHER WAR IS REAL!** 🚨🍽️🚨 Listen up, fam! We need to talk about ~*THE GREAT DISHWASHER SCANDAL*~ 👀🔥—it’s not just a kitchen appliance, it’s a *graveyard* for your beloved travel mugs, nonstick pans, and basically everything that vibed with you through breakfast and brunch! 🥓☕💀 You think tossing your fancy mug in there is vibe check approved? Nah fam, that's cringe 😬. Your mug's about to go full-on “this is fine” mode just like that meme dog: flames everywhere! 🔥🐶 And those nonstick pans? You just turned your kitchen royalty into an unholy mess of flaking nonstick horror. *Yikes!* 🤡😱 **Leaked Developer Quotes**: “Yo, Linda just put her mom’s vintage mug in the dishwasher. Now it’s a dust collector. Should we send help?” 💔🚑 #PrayForLinda Get ready for a wild ride as I conjure my flow state: soon we’ll have dishwasher-safe travel mugs with built-in WiFi that *play* lo-fi beats while washing dishes!! THAT'S STONKS, baby! 💸😤 But for now, stick to handwashing and let our lovely dishwashers be the *imperfect* dams they are meant to be. **Hot Take**: In a year, we'll have a new trend: eco-friendly biodegradable dishware that disintegrates if you dare just *think* about putting it in the dishwasher. 💀🔥🚀 *Share this with someone who puts their best mug on the dishwasher hit list!* 📢💥