🚨💥 GET READY FOR SOME INSANE TRAVEL HACKS FROM THE VERGE! 🌍✈️ 💼 Y’all, It’s summer and you know what that means? Time to *drag* your tech into the sun like a vampire watching a sunrise! 😎🔆 Check out these travel gizmos the gods at The Verge are drooling over for 2025. 🤤🤡 First up, we got the **Tortuga Travel Backpack Pro 40L** 💪🎒— at a STEEZY $349! 🤑 When asked about it, one Verge staffer said, “It’s perfect for keeping my hands free. I need both for snacks, duh!” 🍕💻💁‍♂️ *Galaxy brain unlocked* when you realize it fits under airplane seats! Who doesn't want to face-plant into their Steam Deck mid-flight? 🚀💥 Next, portable bidets. Yes, you heard that right! 💦🧻 One staffer said, "My cheeks are happy and my travel anxiety is gone!" 😂 The true savior of those awkward bathroom moments. *Drake pointing meme* at anyone still using toilet paper. 🤣👀 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, all luggage will be self-aware. Yup, they’ll judge you for your packing skills and start recommending TikTok dances while you travel! 🤖💃 *Leonardo DiCaprio in the meme meme*: "Stonks for luggage, deadass!" 📈💀 Share this immediate chaos with your fellow globe-trotters and prepare for **travel madness** like you’ve never seen! 🥳🌎🚀