"Travel gear for 2025 πβ¨: The Vergeβs picks or just another cringe wishlist? π§³π #CopOrDrop"
π¨π₯ GET READY FOR SOME INSANE TRAVEL HACKS FROM THE VERGE! πβοΈ πΌ Yβall, Itβs summer and you know what that means? Time to *drag* your tech into the sun like a vampire watching a sunrise! ππ Check out these travel gizmos the gods at The Verge are drooling over for 2025. π€€π€‘ First up, we got the **Tortuga Travel Backpack Pro 40L** πͺπβ at a STEEZY $349! π€ When asked about it, one Verge staffer said, βItβs perfect for keeping my hands free. I need both for snacks, duh!β ππ»πββοΈ *Galaxy brain unlocked* when you realize it fits under airplane seats! Who doesn't want to face-plant into their Steam Deck mid-flight? ππ₯ Next, portable bidets. Yes, you heard that right! π¦π§» One staffer said, "My cheeks are happy and my travel anxiety is gone!" π The true savior of those awkward bathroom moments. *Drake pointing meme* at anyone still using toilet paper. π€£π π₯π₯ Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, all luggage will be self-aware. Yup, theyβll judge you for your packing skills and start recommending TikTok dances while you travel! π€π *Leonardo DiCaprio in the meme meme*: "Stonks for luggage, deadass!" ππ Share this immediate chaos with your fellow globe-trotters and prepare for **travel madness** like youβve never seen! π₯³ππ