🚨 BREAKING: YOUR iPhone 17 IS NOW A CINEMA GOD 🔥📱💥 Forget Hollywood, fam! With Blackmagic’s new ProDock, you can turn your iPhone 17 Pro into a pro cinema rig that *actually* makes you look like you know what you’re doing! 🎥✨ It's like giving your phone a superhero costume for $295—because why not? Stonks rising, baby! 📈💰 This baby connects over USB-C (😱 legendary move, Apple), adding inputs for pro video like a 👑 and two USB ports for recording footage directly to your preferred storage buffet! 🍔📸💾 Imagine filming your cat’s dramatic escape from the vacuum like you’re *Christopher Nolan*—but let’s be real, this is definitely just a final project for your film class. 🎓😂 Leaked convo from a disgruntled Apple dev, "We put ProRes raw video recording in the iPhone just to see who has more guts: our users or the video editing software!" 🤖💀 🔥 GET READY. In 2025, TikTok will host a film festival where every entry is shot with an iPhone Pro combined with a Blackmagic ProDock. The movies will either be masterpieces or absolute dumpster fires! This is fine 🔥🔥. Now go film that epic *sneeze* in high resolution—your Oscar awaits! 🏆👀