๐โจ TranscribeGlass: $377 AI glasses that turn convo into captions. Deaf? No cap, you're vibin' now! ๐ฅ๐ฌ #TechWiz
๐จ๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: The Future is Now, but Also Kind of Cringe ๐๐จ๐จ Say hello to the TranscribeGlass! ๐ถ๏ธโจ For a mere $377, you too can rock glasses that make you look like a cross between Cyclops and a Google Translate ad ๐ค๐ฌ๐ธ. These bad boys are literally AI-powered to subtitle conversations in real-time! Like, bruh. If youโve ever dreamt of being a human live-streamer for your entire life, this is it! ๐บ๐ฅ Now you can finally shut down that one friend at the party who just wonโt stop talking about their catโs diet ๐๐พ! โThis is fineโ as your glasses blurt out every awkward pause and cringe-worthy comment they make! (And trust me, itโll be a stonks moment for your social life ๐๐). ๐ฌ Developer Quote Alert ๐ฌ: "We initially thought โwhy not just learn sign language? ๐คทโโ๏ธโ but then realized that was too much effort." - *Anonymously named dev keeping it too real* But wait! They plan to add language translation too, because why not make it awkward in multiple languages? ๐๐ **Hot Take:** These glasses are just a gateway drug to us being fully cyborgs by 2025. Next up? Smart socks that critique your life choices! ๐งฆ๐ค๐ฏ Get ready for the wildest tech age yet! Share if youโre ready to meme your way into the future โ no cap! ๐๐ฅโจ
