🚨🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: The Future is Now, but Also Kind of Cringe 💀🚨🚨 Say hello to the TranscribeGlass! 🕶️✨ For a mere $377, you too can rock glasses that make you look like a cross between Cyclops and a Google Translate ad 🤖💬💸. These bad boys are literally AI-powered to subtitle conversations in real-time! Like, bruh. If you’ve ever dreamt of being a human live-streamer for your entire life, this is it! 📺🔥 Now you can finally shut down that one friend at the party who just won’t stop talking about their cat’s diet 👀😾! “This is fine” as your glasses blurt out every awkward pause and cringe-worthy comment they make! (And trust me, it’ll be a stonks moment for your social life 🚀📈). 💬 Developer Quote Alert 💬: "We initially thought ‘why not just learn sign language? 🤷‍♂️’ but then realized that was too much effort." - *Anonymously named dev keeping it too real* But wait! They plan to add language translation too, because why not make it awkward in multiple languages? 💔😅 **Hot Take:** These glasses are just a gateway drug to us being fully cyborgs by 2025. Next up? Smart socks that critique your life choices! 🧦🤖💯 Get ready for the wildest tech age yet! Share if you’re ready to meme your way into the future — no cap! 🚀🔥✨