🚂💭🎥 HOLD UP! Y'all ever heard of *Train Dreams*? No? Well, strap in, because this ain't your grandma's Sunday snooze-fest! Enter Joel Edgerton, looking like he just stumbled out of a time machine from the early 20th century, ready to turn this Denis Johnson novella into an artsy mood board. 🤡💀 So, what's the plot? Basically, it's like staring at a campfire for 2 hours while Edgerton tap dances through the depression of the American West — we’re talking vibes like, "This is fine" but with more dirt and less internet! 😬🔥 Don't expect the Avengers to show up, fam. This movie is as slow as a Windows 95 boot-up! There’s dialogue, campfire talks, and metaphorical smoke — we love a good existential crisis, am I right? 😂💔 Imagine the director saying, "I want the audience to feel every second of the pain and the grit." Meanwhile, the audience is thinking 💤💤💤! And for the ultimate hot take? This film is about to become the template for every indie artist's TikTok backtrack. Mark my words, one day you’ll see: “Drop 5 dollars to watch where despair and firewood meet.” Stonks 🚀💰? Nah, more like "stonks are crashing faster than my will to keep watching." Who’s ready for Train Dreams 2: Electric Boogaloo? 🌌🥴 #TrainWreck #BasedOrCringe?