🚨📱BREAKING: iPhone 17 MAY BE FREE? (Don’t sue me, AT&T!)💀💸 What's up, fam? 🙌 So, AT&T just dropped a bomb like it's 2012 and we’re all still using flip phones! 😂💥 You can TRADE IN your ancient brick and get up to $1,100 OFF the shiny new iPhone 17! Yes, even YOUR busted potato is eligible! 🤖💩 No cap, I just saw a dude trading in his old phone while simultaneously filming a TikTok. Talk about multitasking! 🤳✨ But wait, there’s more! AT&T is basically trying to give you free stuff like your mom during finals week! 🥳📚 Wanna see Steve Jobs rise from the grave? Just remember, your old phone smells like regrets and bad decisions, so send that sucker off to AT&T like it owes you rent! 🚀👻 Insider leak: “Dude, I’m literally just here to make the Apple fans seethe with anger. 🤡 - Steve from Marketing” So join the iPhone cult, I mean family, or be forever haunted by FOMO! 🔮 Buy the stonks 📈, get the phone, and live your best life! 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In 2025, they’ll be offering iPhone 29 for FREE if you trade in your 2023 model. Just kidding, it’ll probably be a subscription service where you pay your soul instead. 😱💔