🎬👀 Gather ‘round, fam, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the intense world of… *drum roll please*… CBS’s “Tracker” Season 3! 🚀 Honestly, who knew following missing people could be more boring than watching paint dry? 💀 So, our boy Justin Hartley (yes, THE Justin Hartley) is back as Colter Shaw, the survivalist dude who’s basically a mid-tier Bear Grylls but with more emotional baggage. We’re talking serious family drama that’s juicier than a TikTok chef’s life hacks. 😱🍳 First two episodes had Jensen Ackles—who, let’s be real, is basically riding the wave of "Supernatural" stardom like a pro. But will he save this show from tragic snooze-ville? 🥱 **LEAKED convo with a CBS intern:** Intern: "How do we keep viewers hooked?" Exec: "More family secrets, less action!" Intern: "You mean like my ex’s dating life?" Exec: "Exactly! 🤡💥" But wait, the streaming schedule is like trying to find a reward in a CVS aisle—annoyingly confusing! 🤷‍♂️💻 You might need to summon some galaxy brain energy just to figure it out. Stonks for confusion, amirite? 📉 Hot take: If season 3 doesn’t feature a dramatic twist involving aliens abducting Colter, I’m throwing my TV out the window. 🤯📺 #Tracker2023 #ThisIsFine 🔥💰