🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF *SNOOZE* TECHNOLOGY! 🚨 TP-Link has finally taken the vacation struggle bus and slapped it with Wi-Fi 7 speeds! 🚌💨 Introducing the BE3600 Travel Router (TL-WR3602BE) - your new $139.99 pocket-sized solution for getting all your devices connected to that one sketchy airport Wi-Fi that might as well be powered by dial-up. 💀🤖 **NO CAP**: It’s basically like having a Wi-Fi hot tub - just don’t expect it to float on its own, ‘cause guess what? No battery! 🤡 It’s powered by your laptop or a power bank, which sounds great until you realize you forgot that power bank at home *again*. 🏡🚫 Imagine this: you've got your kid's tablet, your phone, and an extra device because #hardcoregamer - all trying to connect to that super slow hotel Wi-Fi. The struggle is REAL, fam. 🤯 Pro tip: just slap the TP-Link on your laptop and wallah! Welcome to the future! 📶🚀 But wait, where’s the fun in paying full price? Grab that Amazon discount ($30 off 🔥) before it vanishes faster than your last connection to the airport Wi-Fi! **Stonks!** 📉📈 🚀 Hot Take: I predict in 2024, TP-Link will drop a Wi-Fi 8 travel router with holographic projection and mind control features. Why? Because why not? 🤘💰 Remember, kiddos: It’s 2023, and connecting to Wi-Fi shouldn’t feel like rocket science! 🛸🌌 Share this before your grandma asks how to log on!