🚨💥🚀 BREAKING NEWS: The Toxic Avenger REBOOT is here to save us from superhero fatigue, but it’s serving up gory madness like your grandma's meatloaf after a week in the fridge! 🔪💀🍽️ Let's be real for a sec: the plot isn't winning any Oscars, but who watches this chaos for the story? THIS AIN'T SHAKESPEARE, FAM! We’re here for the carnage and the vibes. It’s the kind of flick that makes you go, “Is this fine 🤡? Or are we all just living in a Shane Black fever dream?” One *imaginary* developer said, “It’s like if Deadpool and Gumby had a violent love child… and that child HATES corporate America.” 😂💸 Sick of your predictable superhero flicks? Tired of watching guys in capes brooding like that one friend who never pays you back? *boooooring!* 🥱🔥 This reboot is literally the shining beacon of chaotic energy we didn’t know we needed - like a chaotic cat meme pulling down the curtains mid-zoom call! Here’s my 🔥 *unhinged prediction*: in 2024, studios will start holding blood-soaked rave parties to promote their movies. No cap, if you’re not on a psychedelic trip while watching a superhero flick, are you even living? Time to get those stonks 🚀 in the gore department!