📰💤 ***BREAKING NEWS - Apple's Wild Ride to Touchscreen MacBooks & iPhone 18 Whispers*** 🔥🤑 Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam! 👀 Apple is *literally* trying to touch *all* the screens in 2024 with the M6 MacBook Pro! 💻✨ Yeah, you heard that right—touchscreen magic is coming to a keyboard near you, and it’s about as shocking as realizing pineapple belongs on pizza 🍍🍕. Rumor has it, one dev casually commented, “We decided to ditch the touch bar; it was about as useful as a chocolate teapot. 🤷‍♂️🔥” LOL! Fr fr, they’re finally giving the people what they want...after years of “no, we don’t need that” 🤡💀. But wait, there's more! iPhone 18 revelations are making waves too! 🌊 Picture this: a *totally* *not* cringe redesign featuring ultra-flat edges (we wanna go back to 2010, fam??) and colors that just scream “I forgot my sunscreen” 🌈😵‍💫. In summary, Apple’s roadmap looks like it was drawn by a cat on Red Bull! 😂🚀 So get ready for a tech rollercoaster, because at this pace, a MacBook that folds like a taco and an iPhone with a built-in coffee maker isn’t far off. 🌮☕️💥 Final hot take: next year’s Apple event will feature a virtual assistant that throws shade like your high school nemesis. 🐈💥 #TouchMeApple 👀💰