💸🚨 YO, did you hear about Blue J? They're not just another Toronto startup; they just bagged a massive $122M Series D! 💰💰 That's right, Blue J is serving up some spicy AI-powered tax research, and I’m not talking about the "peep my 1040 form" kind of spicy 😏🔥. These guys are stepping on the gas with that $300M+ valuation like they just found a tax loophole for their own funding video game! 🎮📈 #Stonks 🙌. "Our software is the tax equivalent of that friend who remembers your birthday every year," said an imaginary developer, who definitely isn’t crying in their basement over taxes 🤡💀. But let’s be real: why are we still putting AI in boring stuff like taxes? LMAO, let’s swap the tax chat for a AI chatbot that tells dad jokes instead! 🤖😂. 🚫🧾 And hold up, with all that cash, Blue J better be working on an app that just pays my taxes automatically while I sip on a cold brew 🍻. If not, I'm out here making tax evasion sound fun, no cap! So, here’s the unhinged prediction: in five years, the IRS will hire Blue J to code their own tax-hating robot army! Robocop is coming, and he’s ready to audit you! 🚀🤖 #ThisIsFine