🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ANDROID PHONES IN 2025 ARE STILL A THING!! 🚨🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your OXYGEN because the future is now, and it’s about as exciting as your grandma’s collection of ceramic frogs. 🤡💀 The “Best” Android phones of 2025 are upon us, and let’s just say it feels like when you order a McDouble and they give you a McFlurry instead. Wattup, Samsung! 🙄✨ First up, we got the *Galaxy Z Fold 7* - because who doesn’t want a phone that folds like my mental state during a Monday meeting? 🔄📱💔 Rumor has it, developers were caught saying, “I told them to make it fold better, not fold my LIFE!” 💀 Then there’s the *Galaxy S25,* which is just the *Galaxy S24* with a new color option. Talk about innovation! 🙃🎨 “They really went deep into the R&D for this one,” said absolutely no one EVER! And don’t sleep on the *Google Pixel 9!* It takes selfies that make you look like a walking Snapchat filter. No cap, if you look good in 2025, you’re basically an influencer! 🚀🔥 So, what’s the takeaway? If you thought 2025 would bring revolutionary tech, you’d be better off with a flip phone and some hope. 🤖💰🔥 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2026, we’ll just start using our smart fridges to scroll TikTok. 🍕📲 Let's get that stonk up! 💎🙌