🚨📱💥 INTRODUCING: The Last Survivors of the Headphone Jack Apocalypse!!! 🎤💀🔥 In a world where headphone jacks are practically unicorns, we, the brave souls of the tech wasteland, have uncovered the holy grail! What do we have? 6 legendary phones that still let you LIVE your life with good ol' wired headphones 🎧, rather than run the risk of adulting with Bluetooth drama like *parenting a neglected Tamagotchi* 🥴. 1️⃣ Phone A - Still rocking the jack like it's 2012! *"Tbh, I thought they were extinct too, but here we are,"* said an anonymous dev who might or might not be crying in the corner. 😂 2️⃣ Phone B - *Drake pointing meme* at all the dongle haters. This beauty screams, “Broke college students, rejoice!” 💸 3️⃣ Phone C - Features 0.0001% faster charging, but also the precious headphone jack. *Stonks* 📈 4️⃣ Phone D - The two-in-one deal: Phone + portable stress reliever. *“For the days you just need to listen to the sweet sounds of despair,”* said literally no one. 5️⃣ Phone E - This one's for the *galaxy brains* 🧠. It's like they knew we’d ALL be *seething* when the Bluetooth cuts out mid-podcast! 6️⃣ Phone F – A premium pick that costs more than your rent but, hey, *it's worth it for quality sound, amirite?* 🤷‍♂️ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** The next big thing?? Phones that double as musical instruments! You’ll be jamming to tunes while everyone else is still fumbling with their AirPods like they’re the last candy at Halloween 🍭. #RIPHeadphoneJack2025 🤘