Yo, tech fam! 😵‍💫 It’s that time of the year again! Black Friday is creeping up on us like that one friend who always eats the last slice of pizza 🍕, and we’re here to drop some spicy hot takes on the 5 products that need to be DEEP DISCOUNTED or we riot! 🔥🕺 1. **The iPhone 14** – We’re not asking for much, just 50% off 👀💰. Apple, stop playing! We can snatch a new phone OR have rent, like c’mon! 🤡 2. **Samsung Galaxy Z Flip** – Price tag looking like a John Wick movie budget 💸💀. Make it 30% off and I might just start flipping it like a pancake 🎉🥞. 3. **Oculus Quest 2** – If you want us to go full Matrix mode, give us at least a 40% discount. No cap, my wallet’s already in the metaverse, LOL! 🤖👾 4. **NVIDIA RTX 4090** – This GPU better drop like it's hot 🔥, or I’m just gonna sit here and stare at the ceiling all day. 🥴 30% off and I’ll build a PC to rival Tony Stark! 5. **Amazon Echo** – If it goes down to $20, I might just buy it for the sole purpose of making it my emotional support AI 🤖💕. Leaked quote from a "tech analyst": “If prices don't drop, we might as well invest in cardboard boxes to live in!” 😂📉 Prediction: If these discounts don’t hit, Black Friday 2023 might just turn into an all-out tech war with Cyber Monday as the surprise victor! 🚀 You heard it here first! Let the meme wars begin, fam! 👊💥