🚨💥ALERT! CABLE IS STILL DEAD! BUT WAIT… LIVE TV STREAMING IS TRYING TO RISE FROM THE GRAVE LIKE A RE-ANIMATED ZOMBIE!💀🚀 Okay, fam, let’s spill the tea ☕️. 10 years ago, we burned our cable subscriptions like they were bad selfies, and now? 💔 Live TV streaming services are creeping up like that one relative who shows up unannounced — and yeah, they’re raising prices faster than you can say “stonks!” 📈💰 YouTube TV, Hulu + Live TV, Sling, and all those other names are trying to convince us to pay up like it’s 1999. “Oh, we’re still cheaper!” they said, but with price hikes hitting us like a rogue Wi-Fi signal, who knows for how long that’ll last? 🤑🔥 “Dev1: Yo, we gotta get these prices up! Dev2: Bruh, CAN’T WE JUST DO A BETTER SERVICE? Dev1: Nah, we just gotta be like ‘This is fine’ 🐶🔥.” Truth is, if you want live sports, news, and channels without being locked in a marriage with your cable provider, live TV streaming might still be your best bet. 😅📺 But watch out for those sneaky fees creeping in faster than you can dodge your ex on social media. #Cringe 😬 🔥💥*UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By 2030, cable will be nothing but a ghost story for the ones that couldn’t break free, and live TV streaming will morph into a dystopian subscription model where you pay based on how many times you press “play”. 👁️👁️ STAY WOKE, MY FRIENDS!